And that word is what allows him to let his balls drop 20 years into the future.SHAZAM! KA-BOOOM (inaudible explosion noises) SSSSKEERRR BAUIEJAIJSDIA All he had to do of course, was say a magic word. Wiz: There, Billy met the old Wizard Shazam, who was in search of a champion to stop Black Adam, who unbeknownst to Billy, captured his sister Mary and was the original killer of his parents.īoomstick: Sensing in the boy that he wasn’t exactly a saint, but wasn’t exactly a TOTAL jackass either, the old Wizard decided to choose Billy as his champion.
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Wiz: Growing up with selfishness and distance in his heart, Billy went from foster home to foster home, until he landed in an orphanage in Philadelphia, and trial as you might, decided to do something right for once by putting a stop to bullying, then running away.īoomstick: While he was on a train, he was suddenly taken to the Rock of Eternity, which just so happens to be a rock sitting outside of space and time where an old geezer is holding the Seven Deadly Sins hostage. Because chicks dig a cold-hearted bad boy. and Marilyn Batson had died.īoomstick: And unknowingly, young Billy took the Bruce Wayne route and basically became a basic bitch to everyone around him. Wiz: Anyways, young Billy Batson became orphaned after his parents C.C. Wiz: Oh right, Earth-S, the time when Shazam, errr Captain Marvel at the time was basically rivaling Superman in terms of comic book sales.īoomstick: DC you greedy bastards, anyways let's just stick with New 52, that’s more mainstream for the kids.and teens.and probably adults too watching this. And uh.which continuity are we using for his origin?īoomstick: Uh lets see here.Post-Crisis, no one remembers that.Earth-S? What the hell is that? Marvel, the other Captain Marvel.Boomstick, which one is this again?īoomstick: Isn’t this the one where the kid shoots up 20 years worth of puberty by yelling “SHAZAM”? Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!. Boomstick: And Pegasus Seiya, the Saint of the Goddess Athena.
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